Samuel Allemang is a web developer and humour writer in Canada. (See the ‘u’ in ‘humour’ to confirm.) To the former, you can contact him at Rhineland.co. And to the latter, he is a graduate of the Second City writing and podcasting programs, whose Spooky Radio podcast is currently in development.

He has written for the Second City Toronto’s review “Have your fake and tweet it too!” and writes silly pieces on history, culture and the waking nightmare of modern life.

His milkshake used to bring all the boys to the yard but has since become undrinkable and gross.